I actually told the people in the movie theatre to give me a cup and I would dip water from the toilet before I paid $4.50 for a bottle of water.
Most guys don't get turned on by "skinny, gangly legged girl with glasses laying in bed touching herself." You better start working on your diction if you're gonna keep up the sexting.
we watched a tutorial on how to do guidette makeup
I think need to divide my DVD collection into "movies I've seen" and "movies I've only seen during sex"
I'm slowing backing away from her. I tried breaking up with her and it felt like I was clubbing baby seals.
Couldn't see or hear that well because she hit me on the back of the head with a bat. That is my excuse. Also the gin.
I am undressing in in n out. They migit ca5l security. Are you provn d6 me?
OH MY GOD. SO PROUD.
THE ALMIGHTY HAS FALLEN DRUNKENLY OFF HIS HIGH HORSE AND INTO HOLLY'S VAGINA
Woke up to a sex noise notice under my door...he gets a A+ for proformance and ill be seeing him again.
Nothing like cleaning out your cleavage from lunch, finding cookie crumbs and eating them...
Then I'll go home and you two can do whatever two same sex heterosexual soul mates do
He's two decades older than you. Remember how you said you wish you lived in the 70s? HE DID.
a victory without nudity is not really a victory
If you gave someone an std. would you say a muffin basket, a candy gram or an edible arrangement is a better choice to send them?
so i went to the bathroom and my thong was on sideways... i guess that solves the mystery
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