Is licking assholes a new fad or something?
she has tattoo'd to her hips "grip here" this is why they made spring break
i need to buy one of the child leashes to wear at mardi gras or else im never making it out alive
Please delete that video of me blowing you. I will repay you with 100 blowjobs even better than the one I gave you during that video. Please. I am gonna be a grandma one day.
You invited the cop in for a "Celebrity shot"
Love you too. There are very few people I let pee in my dishwasher.
I got turned off after he said, "i can see us in the future...me, you, and a back yard full of alpacas."
I know we said we never would. But try fucking a fat guy. He put in so much more effort and then made me waffles.
im pretty sure the interns at this hospital have gotten hotter
me and him got disney princess makeovers at disneyworld. this is why gay guys make the best friends.
Now that it's fall I have to prepare for the imminent arrival of ripped up sweatpants shoved into folded over sequined uggs
Thanks for coming out I think haley is drunk enough for breast milk White Russians
I am the fucking FIFTH wheel. How do you think it's going?
I just masterbated to the Lets Get Ready To Rumble theme
Try to fuck my roomie AND steal my slippers: you are no longer my favorite cousin.
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