found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
saw you had $9 in your checking acct, left $20 on your dresser so you won't be a whore this weekend
she definitely has that "I'll bang you, but then I'll tell your girlfriend" look to her.
If we don't get kicked out of this hotel tonight for fucking too loud we're breaking up
Sunscreen. In my vag. I hate summer sex.
I feel like banging her is an expected thing. But banging you would be like getting a 36 on the ACT.
New rule: gentleman callers are required to bring me gifts of beer when coming over to court you. Tell the monster jam dudes so they know.
pain. pain everywhere. this is why throwing yourself at concrete is a bad idea.
I'm just so happy. I go to sleep and when I wake up there will be chocolate milk and penis.
HE'S BRINGING FRIED MAC AND CHEESE BITES. I GET FRIED MAC AND CHEESE AND SEX PEOPLE. BEST WEDNESDAY EVER.
I'm not sure what step "make amends" is, but my phone is on
Just got arrested in my crocs and rolled up pants with a mr rogers sweater for literally fucking nothing can u come get me?
i would stab him if he didn't just tell me he is a priest
Google imaged your anal issues. Seems fuckable still.
I miss the pre Covid days when we could meet men in bars. Hitting on guys in the grocery store is just depressing
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