If it makes you feel any better I'm plucking my mustahce and drinking. Alone.
I'm not saying he's gay. Just that he prob knows what a dick tastes like
I don't know what he did but now I'm terrified of mustache rides and it's only movember 3rd
i've hooked up with him and three of his roommates and not a single one of them knows about it..think its safe to say i found the silver lining in a boys inability to communicate
It went alright, nothing too special, just got threatened with a knife by our server.
almost got into it with the cashier. bitch dont look at me like that just cuz im only buying wine and icing. ill fight.
I got a dollar bill stuffed into my bra on two separate occasions by two separate guys simply for having boobs. I feel like somewhere god is patting himself on te back while pointing at me goin "you're welcome dude." easiest two bucks I ever made.
I was too sleepy and drunk to verbally annihilate anyone and ruin their reason for being. So i just opted to sleep with the fitted sheet on the floor
Phone sex soon? I mean date. Sex date. Date phone.
all 3? possibly?
I think I'm up to the challenge.
Of course I will... FYI I just gave my balls a crew cut.
Woke up in a pile of people on the floor. His dad was already up and ask me to help him cook bacon because "7 lbs can be a mother fucker"
I either need to get adopted or have someone's baby, but I'm joining that family
I was mid-sentence and you stopped me and said, "Yeah.. for my vaginas sake, I'm gonna need you to stop talking right now."
How the fuck you gonna play love don't cost a thing in a strip club?
We BOTH lost our virginities there. It's basically a landmark.
you just cant say you love him and then say you want to fuck your boss
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