It saddens me that girls will never know the wonder feeling of pulling your sweaty nutsack off of your leg.
Let's face it. We both have sexy parts. Why not have them touch?!
Go for the frenulum. Its like eating a popsicle. They go nuts with that shit.
I just got a booty call..Its 6 pm..a brave attempt to climb the rotation ladder..I like his ambition.
even the AIR tastes like tequila.
Your friends turned off our power in the basement and when we went to turn it back on I got sprayed in the face with a fire extinguisher. FYI.
My Saturday dick is so much more impressive than my Tuesday dick.
I'm going to teach Troy such valuable life lessons. Yesterday I told him to stay away from girls who drink redbull and vodkas.
I just threw up 34 cents. What in god's name did we do last night?
I told her my blood type was O Positive and we started making out. Bio majors are weird.
We grabbed as many adult diapers as we could and made a run for it.
Forever getting my life back together in gas station bathrooms.
Dude, fate has brought her to your penis.
Just had a med school interview with that doctor I fucked in college. He remembered. Asked if I still have my nipple rings. Overall, I think it went well.
This makes me appreciate being single with no prospects.
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