There's a girl in my class named "La-a" pronouced "Luh Dash uh" I hate everyone
and she just brought her bike into the shower with her
i looked at my phone and realized all i had said to her the entire night was misspelled variations of "NOTHING IS THE SAME" over and over. she eventually stopped replying.
Just walk straight and zig zag through cars tell you get to the road. That's where I am. Perpendicular to the doors do not make any turns
Its not low standards. We're more of like a self esteem camp for average girls
This bowl of cereal would be the size of a giant's bowl-piece. It's. that. big.
How much did you smoke??
Casually brushing the Bacardi out of my hair. It's a good time to ponder regretting everything that happened last night.
New year means new boundaries for the Brazilian lady.. I'm pretty sure I got wax on my asshole
I am officially now FB friends with my arresting officer.
I would sacrifice a finger for two more hours of sleep.
Sorry I couldn't reference you in my facebook quote. I will redirect any likes and comments straight to my blowjob efforts this week.
That awful moment when there is no more beer and you find yourself considering tequila and aloe juice.
Naw but when she was in the bathroom I threw the condom out the window and I'm pretty sure it hit some girl
idk what happened last night but i just wokeup with nothing on but a necklace...what is this, the fucking titanic?
My dog just blew me a kiss. First of all I'm stoned and second of all he's a pitbull. Those aren't sexual dogs. So wtf.
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