The tricky part is not getting sand in any orifices. Or is the plural orifi? Orifi don't, we'll both be unhappy...
I woke up to 'call me' written in red lipstick on my chest. Thats the hottest/sluttiest thing ever. I win at LIFE!
What's the name of that girl you hooked up with? The one that looks like the fire hose sign.
We're like two naked peas in a sex pod.
I slept face down in the dirt because I wanted to go camping?
He started to notice that i sleep with every girl he calls dibs on.
his extensive knowledge of the age of consent laws kinda scares me....
He thought my hair would soak it up. I HAD TO CUT IT OFF.
My professor laid down on the floor and told us a story that involved being naked covered in Vaseline with a pumpkin on your head. No lie. This is going to be a great semester.
THANK YOU for not letting me make out with that girl omfg I was one step away from a foursome in the handicapped stall
Though I do have to question why i found you and my brother passed out on his bedroom floor, no clothing between you except his tie wrapped around your dick
She used my 100 Ways To Cope With Stress handout to wipe puke off her face
He called me Kitten either just because or he figured out my old s&m life. Either way huge turn on.
MY COWORKER IS ATTRACTIVE AND I DROPPED A SONIC THE HEDGEHOG JOKE IN CONVERSATION I FUCKED UP
He's really cute...He stopped talking to me because i pulled my skirt up and peed in a demi plie position...
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