talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
Someone sent me a drink from across the bar. It was water.
Not gonna happen. She just told me she puts glitter over the mole on her nose to make it look like a piercing.
i just got cockblocked by a guy drinking wine straight out of the bottle with a straw...
24 hours later and my vagina is still tingling. That good.
Your penis has nothing to do with my throat infection, sorry...
2048oz a keg...divide that by solo cup... comes out to 128 beers...simplifies into 5.3repeating cases...drinkable between two people
and u failed math?
I'm attracted to him because he looks like the kind of guy who would lick my asshole without me having to ask.
I found a door knob in my purse this morning, I hope whoever it belonged to doesn't need it today.
hahahah
with great strapon comes great responsibility.
This whole pope visit thing is ruining me having sex.
I'm not over that dildo rifle story. I don't think I ever will be.
I just had sex a few hours ago now i'm eating frozen yogurt making sex plans for tonight while catching Pokémon. What a time to be alive.
He fucked me so hard my hair extensions fell out
Be there in a sec. We have to stop at Target to buy her underwear first.
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