I took Valium worth by frank. I squabble
Li shadha you vin. It's phot out. I just ate a fried Oreo
I told a kindergarten student that candy canes are bones of reject elves.
sometimes i wish i could find another girl that loves my dick as much as she does
i feel like she has dreams of it being like a person saying hey lets go play
We just got home. I got some malt liqour and a lottery ticket so I'm really doing a lot with my life right now
Tell her to not eat the pizza she threw up on.
If fate has that penis in my future.....I'm down.
According to the bell hop, we stumbled in about 4 and then cannon balled into the pool.
Even when you're not here I still manage to get pad thai in my vagina
So some sort of safe sex group just flash mobbed the bar by putting condoms over people's beers.
They left screaming as a hale of lubbed up condoms rained into their hair.
I waxed the left side of it and was in too much pain to do the right side so my crotch looks like cruella devil
Are the homeless actually allowed to bathe in fountains located on Main Street in downtown Houston? Can Houston TX be so progressive as to condone public bathing?
So is there a reason your dad is passed out naked in my shower? P.S. Congrats on the family dong.
I didn't get it..
I'm sorry. But to the original question please.
He left me alone in a hotel room my last night in town to go home to jerk off and watch TV. So yeah, I guess we're not really friends.
It took him 15 minutes to put the condom on.
Is it uncouth to masturbate the night before a gyno appointment?
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