if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
You were wearing a sombrero. And a crown. And told me to use the nerf gun to protect your room from the cat. You don't have a cat.
She's a freak. I've got the scars to prove it.
well as my mentor always said, "Don't antagonize the man whose penis gives you multiple orgasms."
I'm slowing backing away from her. I tried breaking up with her and it felt like I was clubbing baby seals.
The woman exiting the men's room tried convincing me she was actually a good-looking man.
I'm just high and in my robe and I would suck a dick for some pizza rolls. I can't talk about your problems right now
Anne I just took two ambiens. I think my body is melting into my blow up bed. Like a stick of butter just slowly melting. And I'm alright. Don't be afraid. I'll be alright.
I just heard a 350 lb guy with a stutter describe getting blood in his eye as he was shanking his cellmate and, more generally, how to survive as a white guy in jail.\n\nYou should really consider going to some AA meetings
jut tell him gently that you'd rather spend more time with his dick than his face
At least you didn’t announce to an entire bar you’ve eaten pussy, and then knocked your beer over.
I'm to the point of desperation where I stare at customers penis imprints through their pants all day
I gotta do like a month's worth of catch-up personal hygiene today in prep for Christmas so extended family doesn't ask if I'm depressed.
when I said eat the rich I didn't mean like that but here we are sucking that capitalist dick
We met behind our asshole boss's back with the intent to oust him from the company. If this revolution is a success, bring nachoes.
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