Is it bad everytime a fat person orders fraps I want to tell them to slow their rolls
How did people poop without Blackberrys?
Motorola Razers?
Stone age, man.
just got my tax refund and at bell. how do you say i want a grand worth of 5 layer burritos in spanish?
I hope my liver is having as much fun as I am
After we fucked, her eye wouldn't stopped twitching and she could only move her hand, which she used to put her number in my phone
he was drinking cheap vodka with warm tap water and a packet of crystal light. if that's not an alcoholic then idk what is
pooping with feet up on an ottoman about level with the toilet is nice
That ACT prep teacher knew i was hung. I could see it in her eyes.
I may or may not be wearing slippers and a TMNT hat. This thing better not have a dress code.
I was jumping over your garbage can screaming "Im a snow cat!!" ..Who wouldn't want to see that?
I just can't even fathom the crazy and I work at a mental hospital.
wrestling a boy for fruit? sounds suspiciously like foreplay...
Is it unethical to trim my bush hair with the scissors from my office?
Explain why there's a meatball in my bong
I just woke up naked in a bed with your brother. WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED TO NOT LETTING EACH OTHER DO STUPID THINGS?
You fucked my brother?!
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