IM SAVING ALL MY LOVE FOR YOU
I don't want it.
He proposed that we "bone". I've completely given up on boys.
I guess you can say it's a tradition... whoever brings home the ugliest guy has to do all the cleaning the next day
Stage 55 clinger. not a typo. I cannot even believe this shit.
of all places to pass out....why right in front of our RA's door? OF ALL PLACES.
My brother just woke up to see me on te couch dipping hamburger buns into pizza sauce. I'm beginning to question the life choices that led to this moment.
I wish! That ended in 2001 when we all got collectively band from the Settle Inn. As a group we are also band from social events at the zoo. It's impressive really.
MAN I GOT NO SLEEP AND HAD A BREAKFAST OF SKITTLES AND ASPIRIN. I'M LIVING THE LIFE.
Adults smoke weed in footie pajamas man. You just gotta accept me for who I am.
Do you think I need to report to HR that the intern and I had butt sex?
You tried to wave to Meg on Family Guy and got upset because she wasn't waving back
Life without a bra equals bliss.
She is getting high and watching the Hobbit. I want her life.
So she is basically watching her own life story: short people traveling to strange places.
To be honest, I'm more surprised when you're not high at this point
I will warn you that there is a pic of me riding a buffalo....and for the record, I was completely sober!!
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