I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
Bendover
hot mess party of 2 ur bar is now available
the guy I was hooking up with asked me if he could wear a guerilla suit during sex.
so... how was it???
he had bart simpson sheets. he had itunes on shuffle and "don't worry be happy" started playing when he took his boxers off. sad to say i was neither worried nor happy
is it considered a "problem" when you find a pickle slice in your bed in the morning or is it like a "super-awesome bonus"?
hey remember that time we got really drunk, you tried to find narnia in my refrigerator and passed out in the freezer drawer??
no.
New swimming pool is best sex toy ever. We are pioneering the doggie-style paddle.
is he the 3rd person to bang everyone in our group?
Heard in class today that they replaced our carpet in last years apartment because they couldn't get the smell out, dude we smoked way to much pot last year.
Remember how he wouldn't sleep with me "out of respect"? Well, Mr. Respect just fingered me in a parking garage.
BTW rolling him off the couch and onto that tarp was pure genius. He definitely pissed himself last night.
Trying to do the walk of shame over here WHY are there a hundred ppl on the el?! Thank god I pulled a summit and wore casual clothes I even stopped by the farmers market and bought some squash
WHY HAVE SO MANY THING GONE IN MY BUTT ON THIS TRIP
I swear it’s like he’s filling my soul via my vagina
No instead we fucked in the elevator.. it was wrong on so many levels..
How tall was the building? Maybe it was only wrong on some of them
Randomize
