Well, I'm a guy so I don't have one, but if its anything like the inside of my nose, yes, vodka would burn.
i've lived in the woods for so long, as long as its post-op, i don't care.
She just messaged me 19 sad faces.
I told her the maid must have stolen all my condoms. She bought it
I would never do this in real life. It's only college.
Side note... I would pay good money to have witnessed the reaction of onlookers as I sprinted down Armtiage with a 15 lb bag of peanuts under my arm
So I was thinking for Halloween I'd do Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde....for my vagina.
I just need like a magic vacuum to suck everything out of me and then an IV to put good stuff back in
I just talked this guy out of hooking up with me and gave him relationship advice. Am I a good person now?
That makes 14 Xmas cards already! Middle aged people are really nice to their dealers.
Successfully put eye drops in while driving with my glasses on. Stoner level: expert
Even blacked out me knows not to sleep with socks on
Explain to me how we're not being documented on? A gynecologist I saw two times 8 years ago popped up on my people you may know list on fb. What in the actual fuck?
Was reaching for my vibrator this morning out of my nightstand and strained my neck muscle. I'm getting so old.
Babe, I'm gunna be straight with you. When you act like a dick it makes me regret not fucking my manager last week.
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