You do realize the lyrics aren't "hold me close TONY DANZA" right?
You can't be serious.
YOURE GIVING A BLOW JOB TO THE BOY WHO SAYS "OH SNAP"
Just saw a drunk guy marching down the strip with a garden rake. I feel compelled to follw him
We stopped her at 12
12 shots? Or 12 midnight?
Which answer would freak you out less
Yeah like at least with a penis what you see is what you get with a vagina there can always be a surprise inside
We fucked in your water heater closet. Told you we'd try everywhere.
I am definitely the only sober one on this train. And the only one not wearing a business suit. Wow, Monday Korea.
She told me my pubes were as soft as "fine wool"
I just encountered the same creepy guy I showed you, he jumped inside the dumpster screaming.
You slid down the wall and got into the fetal position. He was definitely judging... I was judging....
Well she just asked a sorority girl if she should fuck her floor mate so it's basically like the blind leading the blind
My ex's new girlfriends ex boyfriend is getting me my nipples pierced for Valentine's Day so who's the real winner here
Terrible idea I love it
i woke up face planted on your ottoman..thanks for letting me sleepover
I don't want to spend an inordinate amount of time with you, I want to have sex with you. Duhhhhhh.
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