I found the seven page love letter I had written you. I'm sorry i was so obsessed.
My psychiatrist is "consulting" others. I am high-achieving nuts.
I'm pretty sure God is rooting for me with this two gf thing
dont get mad but guess who just got banned for life from dodger stadium
Help. All alone. Room is. Changing colors. Dance party 2010, but without dancing.
i really care about you, respect you, another gay word, and another gay word... lets just drink
Is 9am too early to be eating a mozzarella stick I found in my purse? Yeah didnt think so. The fact that it tastes like vomit is concerning but not importanta.
This is most sickening thing I've ever seen, and I threw up my body weight in jello shots on my birthday.
I'm glad that even though we are states apart our whorish hearts beat as one
I'm having a hard time existing right now. When I figure out how it works ill be over.
You know you had a good time when you get the wheelchair treatment in Mexico back to your cruise.
i don't remember much about your party last weekend but i remember you being so drunk you were crying in your driveway about pickles at four am
sorry for pouring tequila vodka and whiskey down your throat and left you to sleep on a table
I went to the hospital to have my arm checked out, and they already knew the story. They gave me props for posting photos on facebook before even coming to the hospital.
We've been here for 9 days, so of course I am high at my in-laws' house.
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