Bel-fucking-mar, this place has more popped collars than a Hollister catalog
So I just did the walk of shame at dunkin... A lady told me me I was really dressed up and I told her I was going to a luncheon.
I went to the gynecologist and they said, "you're the most fun person we've ever had," and i thought, "that's exactly why i'm here!"
The duggars are the reason premarital sex is ok. Because if you don't have it until marriage you have no self control when it happens. And 19 kids.
I feel like I just walked the hall of shame thru the marriott. Everyone stared.
I think it was the shoes and limping. Not the sex. I could b wrong.
its sad that I know 23 beers will fit into my purse
The only thing he had going for him was mad fingering skills. the ONLY thing. crayons have a wider circumference.
We are so blessed to to have nicely shaped vaginas
I thank god almighty everyday
I have nothing to say for myself. When 2chainz comes on at the bar all bets are off.
Prob because you've thrown up alot. As long as its not like pure blood you're fine. Drink water.
I wouldn't know what to do. You never really mentally prepare for a cactus getting thrown at your face.
We went camping and met these lesbians and now I have S'mores where there shouldn't be S'mores.
Two of my dealers just made friends at this party. Do you think one will be pissed if I buy from the other or should I just go 50/50?
Is it bad form to puke out of a dorm window to avoid looking bad in front of the people in your room?
How about from a sixth floor window?
High school drama coach is wasted and wanted me to tell you that I’m good at flip cup and you should be very proud of me
Where the hell are you
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