ahhh, you guys look like a cute little family in the cop car!
Does adding vodka to a protein shake defeat the purpose?
this study room smells like vodka
the study room thinks the same about you
She made me role-play everything from an older prof to a in-patient in need of a medical exam. Yay for cocaine.
We thought you were crowd-surfing until we realized it was the bouncers throwing you out
Is it ironic that the girl with the horse face is also on the equestrian team?
im not 100% but im pretty sure at some point i was rubbing ur bf's beard telling him how magnificient i thought it was
He has a clip art-style heart tattooed on his hip. I hated him way before I saw his tiny dick.
I was just handed a bible on my walk of shame....are you there god? its tequila tuesday's hangover
Lesson of the night: never take shots out of a bottle you found under a couch in a frat house. I have no idea where I am
Made myself shower before I'd masturbate. I probably should have wined and dined myself too, but that's pushing it too far.
Tranny group. Dance off. Horse hair and dicks swinging. I. Cant. Unsee. This.
No he can't help me find his house he is strapped to a stretcher facing the opposite direction
For someone who claims to be straight, she knows a hell of a lot about bi erasure, and one Hayley Kiyoko song too many
i bet he makes cat noises to excite himself.
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