don't you miss dr. quinn: medicine woman? i do.
First of all...stop making excuses. Second of all...Fuck the surgeon generals warning
Just slept with my boyfriend's roomie to learn if bf was cheating on me
Good plan. When in doubt, sleep about.
She just rubbed her face all over pool chalk. I feel like it's time to go
Well I don't know him that well so I don't think I can give advice. You should make him a cake. Or have sex with him.
Then I hope you find a set of extremely intelligent, flexible triplets in the ethnicity of your choice.
That is the nicest thing anyone has ever wished for me
She had YOLO tattooed on her ass. Like, one cheek said YO, the other said LO. Even I can't handle that level of hot mess.
There is a man playing a trumpet at this brunch and I hate life. Too hungover for this. Send help ASAP.
I may have been mad at the Supreme Court/patriarchy and tried to hate fuck myself.
I just want cinnabon and vodka.
You put THAT much Jager in me and expect me to realize when things are a bad idea?
He yanked my breathe right strip off in the middle of me riding him.
high I am. I am yoda. Yoda I am
Why would you ask him if you could lick his chest?
He has a very lickable chest
What did you spend the night in her closet?
She said she was saving me for breakfast and locked me in there
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