I realized today that the only reason you made out with Travis is because he has nice teeth
So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
if you're passed out when i get there i get to wear your banana costume and do awful things to you
My glasses are somewhere in your living room. Also, my underwear might be in your bathroom or on or around your porch. Sorry.
How many times can I tell him that I wasn't expecting sex before he finally figures out that I'm just too lazy to shave?
I don't see what kind of idea someone could get from an envelope covered in jesus stickers and a note from a person and their dog. I'd say crazy person alert before flirting.
I called him and he said hell call me back hes in the middle of his kareokee song he was out by himself and his dog
He might not have any marketable talents, but the kid dry humps like no other.
Really stoned me is having a very serious, intent conversation with my mom about egg rolls and koolaid flavors.
Oh god now he thinks I'm into him because I've been staring at him trying to figure out what animal he looked like
My penis has like 3 people bidding on it
I'm glad you had fun with your genitals.
I'm so happy we share a mutual love of laughing at religion.
i spent my Thursday drinking before noon and not wearing pants
Potholders are an underrated garment. Especially naked.
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