You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
i really wish facebook had an app for when you are looking at a chick's photo album, you could just skip to the ones where she and/or her friends are dressed like skanks
I just signed a document stating that I would dd all summer if they would go pickup food.
my life is in even more shambles than last time, mcdonalds is closed
Look on the bright side, you can mark 'beastiality' off your bucket list
Just learned how to deliver a baby.the things i saw tonight can never be unseen
I think I should receive an honorary Heisman... I mean, I did sleep with two of the finalists
I'm just saying, asking "Are you happy with me?" during a handjob is simply unfair and scientifically inadmissiable.
think of it as grooming, as if he is my Kate Middleton and I'm grooming him to be a presentable princess
In case you wake up wondering why your eyes hurt... You were claiming to be Zeus and that mortal weapons couldn't harm you. Some chick took it as a challenge and pepper sprayed you. Sorry dude.
Also the McRib is back. Lets get high, dress like cowboys, and eat some McRibs.
I'm so high. Midnight pancake breakfast in bed
I was so hungover at work I had my shirt on backwards. I had no idea how I managed to get through today puke free.
Drunk level: ugly crying in the bar upon discovery of sweet tarts and not smarties.
This morning we had sex while he was wearing a full length fur jacket and sunglasses... I wasn't even phased
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