I see an opportunity for you to use your nakedness to cure my boredom.
you have to be so drunk to ignore a taser
Dude, we somehow need to leave discretely with the toilet brush.
So, Southern Comfort will donate 25 cents for every bottle sold towards Gulf Coast Relief... Can we save the wetlands through my alcoholism?
I drank entirely too much. My skin hurts to wear
I've never been so embarrassed. It's like waking up as Fred Durst.
don't say the first was when I crawled under into the dressing room
I spent most of the night trying to drink out of three bottles of beer at once. I don't have to be told the reasons I'm single
First of all you can never say anal too much. Second I now think you're a total gentleman.
Rarely has that paragraph ever been put together
Impressive. I've never gotten straight denied and then chased the guy naked out of my own apt. I'll remember that next time.
Mate, you pissed in my bed. Then told me to "Just keep swimming"
I woke up to him "wax on, wax off"-ing my boobs. I just reminded myself that I love him and let it happen.
You don’t need a wing man if you have a solid hook up on the pumpkin pie
gave up morals for lent, so far it's actually been really easy.
I have a dinner date combo blowjob event with Tristan tonight.
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