He DELETED brick breaker off his blackberry why even bother trying to find something in common?
Great, now justin bieber is gonna sing a song about chile
He told us that was the only place he could get service when we found him in the closet passed out with a beer
The girl who overdosed in the bathroom at work is back....help?
The 9th floor RA wants to know why we stacked 21 cinder blocks in the shower, and I can't remember. Do you?
All I can remember is being told by a guy named Kyle to stay in the corner until the cops left. Then waking up on a porch outlined in beer cans 8 blocks from my house. Pregaming for college.
just peed in rthe mens room but seranaeded them with adelle the whole timee so they didnt mind
Drinking vodka and pirating music in the library. Welcome to finals week.
WHAT GOOD IS APPRECIATING IF NOBODY'S NAKED
Is cat milk safe for human consumption?
You HAVE to stop telling me about the shit you do drunk. I can't be both your brother AND your gay friend.
Dinner at 5, shrooms at 10.
I literally just want someone to fuck me and buy me cheeseburgers. I don't even want a relationship at this point. Just a chew toy and some food.
Comedy Central is in dire need of more sitable faces late at night - Trevor Noah has a baby face - there are federal rules against those types of sexual fantasies
I would like to reiterate that I went to give lessons and ended up having a three way instead
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