Exactly. I don't do penetration on the first date. Blowjobs however are perfectly acceptable.
I encourage the greeting beej. It determines if the dick is worth keeping around.
Well for one thing, she was eating rice with a shot glass.
you know what sucks? talking to chicks you dont want to have sex with
She kept saying I was her favorite Jonas brother, and for some reason, I was ok with that.
They peed on our pledges last night... i dont know if i should put an lol at the end of that or not
Look at the bright side...I have an 11 inch penis
I incognito puked under the VIP table. Did Jersey proud.
He came into the hospital yelling "HEY EVERYBODY! REMEMBER ME?"
And yes, in case u were wondering a 25 year old high school agriculture teacher did just hit on me At Walmart bc of my pinata
Your lack of a response has proven you've clearly forgotten how crazy I am.
I was taking a bath while he walked in, sat down on the toilet, and said "its like a baby, I can see it crowning."
we were hooking up and then he goes "you can touch my penis" and i laughed too hard to do anything. no second date.
I've started brushing my teeth at 6pm, because honestly alcohol is the only thing I consume after that
He went to 7/11 first and came back with condoms and a banana "in case we get hungry"
He goes from zero to fucking up in 2.4 drinks. Like the sportscar of bad decision making.
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