Running into every girl no one would hook up with here at rick's. Typical.
2:45a: Any chance you got 3000 bucks on you?
Honestly there's alot of things I'm confused about the only thing I know for certain about last night is that I ate pizza
yo im tryna cop a beej tonight
Correction, I've been on a lot of dates and a lot of dicks
If your still trying to figure out the moment I stopped caring; it was the point in which you said "I really wasn't sure whose baby it was"
I just found 51 cents in my bed. Did you leave me a tip?
today was the first day of rush. talking to girls all day makes me sick of having a uterus.
he was terrible at kissing, so i just kept letting him motorboat me. he seemed very pleased with my choice
Idk, it's Grover wearing a sombrero. Do I need a reason?
You were crying and asking his mom "why doesn't he like road head?"
I'm just sad for you. It sucks that the 17 douchebag asshole guys you're fucking can't morph into one nice, normal, non-alcoholic guy that has a drivers license and no criminal history.
i think he spiked my sandwich with a viagra
i just tried to use a string cheese as a light source
I just got dumped by my fuck buddy. Now I have to have sex with my husband.
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