Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
How drunk are you??
I'm flawless.
I'm so horny!
I'm so hungry
WHAT A TERRIBLE REPLY!
For your pussy...
Is it sad I memorized the exact change required for a #7 at Wendy's?
I was cleaning up my drunken mess and I found my ID in a cereal box
normally i wouldnt have blown him but he was on dawsons creek.. i love dawsons creek.
Does Vicodin go better with white or red wine?
I just ate nachos topless with a fork. Live with meeee
this kid is using one arm to help his buddy with a keg stand, and the other arm to hold up the chick he's making out with.
i just had to hear from a third party that he came inside of me
nothin like your phone freezing up and sending out old booty calls at 11am on a sunday. fml.
The second I see you we're shot gunning beers
It's gonna be 8 o'clock in the morning
And your point is?
Marry me
I got a 5/5 with my "I don't want a baby" rant essay. She said my use of the word "leeches" was a powerful metaphor :)
Question: When you have the names of 4 guys tattoo'd on you, how do you make the 5th one real special?
Im sitting on the floor of the hotel room eating nachos and drinking coffee. People should learn to embrace their hangovers
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