Don't you send me to vm
no weekend plans? you're practically married
just without the last name or joint bank account
i'd advise against both
You put your red cup in a chain link fence and kept telling me you could use it as a telescope
$1 pitcher night should be outlawed.
Apparently the library doesn't care about celebrating the day Jesus became a zombie.
Apparently 'she used to sleep with my brother' is not an acceptable answer to how do you know each other.
No driving. The car is spinning. I am praying for mcdonalds.
I JUST HAD PHONE SEX. WHILE TAKING A BATH. FOR AN HOUR. EATING A PLATE OF BURRITOS. TOP THAT SHIT.
He had seven beers and tap-danced on the table like a pro. HOW DOES HE DO IT
No im the worst roommate ever. Just dump a bucket of water on my head at 8am so i can suffer like i deserve to.
I got to explain to the guys at work today how i had no choice but to go to a gay bar because I was handcuffed to a lesbian.
I don't understand how 5 bottles of booze became normal or acceptable per 2.5 people
So note to self oboe reeds soaked in Apple Rubinoff sound GREAT.
seriously though if NH has the largest penis size... the rest of America must be very disappointed.
....even the bartender was embarrassed for her
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