The bar is filled with bros right now. Sucks I had to pay $5 to find that out.
I was scared of Debbie's boobs today. They were all huge and scary looking
is it bad if i hope guys are like edward cullen and can read my mind. i could be a whore in disguise.
Girl next to me just said "as a guy I used to sweat but not I don't. it's awesome" Oh. My. God.
Most of the time people just stick whatever they want in my mouth. Thanks for letting me decide this time
my mom just found my flavored lube in the basement. she gave me a lecture about how "giving head is degrading" omg i feel sooooo bad for my dad
no. the fact that it's halloween completely overrides the fact that it's sunday. youre going out whether im dragging your boring ass or not.
I was just too high to be in rapids man. I just screamed for the entire time I was jostling about.
When do you want to get tanked and forget our entire college education?
Woke up this morning naked, wrapped in a bath mat with a wad of singles on the table. I'm calling it a win.
I dont know how I should feel about you making a 37 year old come visit you and then making him do the walk of shame from your dorm room...through campus
I just said give me penis or give me death. Some patriot is rolling around in his grave right now.
I just opened a beer with a child's toy at a 5 year olds birthday....can you look up the next AA meeting?!!
We just fucked in the park on a bench and a guy with a dog walked past us and the dog walked right up to us while the guy stared at his phone.
i want to say his dick was in it but not his heart
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