he told me that if i wanted to smoke he could make a piece out of my shoe. were keeking this kid around
He has 250 profile pictures. Of course he was a douchebag
ill do whatever it takes for me to get more high and eat pie
Why have they been driving around the block for the past 30 min?
He told her it was international road head day.
So i forgot that my head is completely wrapped in gauze, and tried to do the "come hither" look. He think's i'm brain damaged
Oh my god. I just RAN OVER a child. Oh my god this isnt my day. That kid was cool as fuck though
i dont know whats weirder. that i told him he stabbed me in my dream or that he told me i wasnt the first girl to tell him theyve been killed by him in a dream
You really could become the cat lady we've always dreamed of.
The house hit rave levels when La Bamba came on which confuses me because I live in white suburban Canada
PARA BAILAR LA BAMBA ASSHOLES
I refuse to answer that question on the grounds that it may incriminate me
"Are we not going to talk about how you got so drunk that you swallowed someone's pet gold fish, whole?"
I walked in on my sister eating my leftover burrito naked. How could my night have gotten any worse?
I hate when my Bumble matches make it hard for me to stalk them.
well i blew him then my wife blew him, so im guessing we'll be seeing him around, yeah
She lured me back to her place with pizza and tits. I was totally helpless
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