Lost. The hour! Funtime!!!!
Yeah I'm pretty much like lane on gilmore girls except my mom doesn't look so mean all the time.
I was excited because I thought I didn't have to tell you about the crabs, but surprise! You got em!
Just sold this kid "Magic Furry Apples". He is way to high to figure out they are just peaches.
At least he's a nutritious stoner...
I just spent 30 minutes cleaning out my coleman grill. Did you really have to have grilled yogurt?
Please. Last time I saw him I awkwardly pulled his rat tail until it got too weird
I'm not entirely sure what we did is legal in the U.S., but I know that couple wont be the same
Sorry for screaming that you were an apple in spanish at the bar last night, that was the wine talking
crossed #23 off the Slucket List!
YOU JUST MADE YOUR SLUCKET LIST THIS MORNING.
Poking every semi-decent guy on Facebook in the hopes that one of them will want to hook up with me tonight. So far all i've accomplished is 5 new poke wars which i will most certainly continue after this weekend.
Giving you good advice and being naked are not mutually exclusive.
I slapped him but he didn't wake up. He just nuzzled my head, hugged me closer, and smiled.
My hand smells like rave and peanut butter.
I have to hand it to her. In my heyday I took home the 'biggest shitshow of the night' award 9 times out of 10. But I passed the torch on to her last night, and she went skipping merrily far and away with it into the enchanted world of aggressive alcoholism. Is this 30?
Yeah like stabbing myself through the eye with a coffee stir and bleeding out all over the office rug
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