id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
South Carolina's governor once cited "moral legitimacy" when he was a congressman voting for President Bill Clinton's impeachment. Karma is a bitch.
I'm drinking reisling in a paper cup by myself in the garage.
I really wish I didn't have to wear pants this is ridiculous
I mean, she is a dancer for the Suns. If I didnt fuck her that would just be bad team spirit.
But on the up side she uprooted a whole peony plant from the hotel downtown and said, "I brought you flowers"
its all coming back to me in waves....waves of humiliation and nausea.
he found cum stains on my sheets and all i could blurt out was "better on the sheets than in me"
No. I'm wrapped up in my sheets like a burrito. Carry me
July fourth my place, drunken bubble slip n slide. Yes this is happening and yes I am 31
My mom is currently out with her lesbian friends and I'm home alone drunk listening to the Les Miserables soundtrack. WHY DO I FEEL THE NEED TO COMPETE WITH HER?
You kept saying "this bitch", mumbled incoherently for like 5 minutes, took a shot, and kept going.
I snuck in through the doggy door to get his vodka. Do you think my ex will know?
Also my roomates are going to be gone till sunday. Make correct decision here
Quit calling your parents your roomates
He stopped mid sex to say he was sorry that he couldn't make us work.continued. Stopped again to ask if it was crazy that he loved me.
That is not what no strings attached sex is about.
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