I learned the names of so many hookups when they read them at graduation
I feel like I had eight dicks in my mouth
Guess who won bingo at the senior center and is going to jail all in the same night?
That's all? I'm a pro at gay chicken. I'll touch his dick, I have no problem with that.
Fucken Tweens. They smelled like cotton candy and hand jobs my nostrils were offended.
He is asleep with his dick hanging out of my my little pony pajamas. I am required to wake this man up by blowjob
Your sexual fantasies often terrify me but get a pic
Hey! Welcome back! How was the bachelorette in Vegas?
A safari of penis I hurt to the core
You aren't truly friends with someone until you play drinking games via text at 8:30 in the morning.
He has started theming his dick pics. I have one he sent his duck has a sombrero on. Another a Barbie is riding it.
Please don't buy a buttplug. It won't fill the empty space in your heart.
Our drunk hook up was interrupted by the delivery guy. When he came back to my room we ate the gyros and went back to sex like we didn't take a lunch break.
I'm drunk listening and crying to Selena. How's your Monday?
Is it totally acceptable to fuck a co-worker even though we don't speak the same language?
Why do you even have to ask me that question
gonna stay in tonight
and im a platypus. shotgun a beer and get your dick to this party. ive got some hot friends visiting
Bro I rebuilt the dungeon in animal crossing visit me
Broooo
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