I would kick you in the vagina but I'm afraid I would lose my shoe.
i wanna do a homemade sex video in sepia and pretend were in the early 20th c
I swear every time I make the effort to make my hair look nice, someone jizzes in it.
Step 1: drink. 2: drink more. 3: go for it. 4a: success. 4b: drink more. 5. drink. 6. go for other girls. 7. drink more. Sound good?
sleazy september. first one with mono loses.
I didn't cheat on him. He just hasn't been informed of the open part of our relationship.
I dont know but I had two different hospital bands and half a pie when i woke up.
I've injured myself in such a way that i am only capable of making love standing up now
the only good thing about going home with him was that he was prettier than me.
why does CNN give a flying $@*# about the royal baby so, so much?
i hope they name him Joffrey
Gay bathhouses. They're actually a thing. So god does exist. And he doesn't hate me as much as you think he does
he has pokemon bedsheets but his dick is huge so i took one for the team
I think I pulled a boob muscle during phone sex
What are u up to today?
Marathon sex and eating.
Really should've known 2020 was gonna suck when the guy dressed as baby new year got arrested at our party 5 past midnight...
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