butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
It's not littering; it's giving birds nest building suplies. Besides, birds love soy sauce and plastic forks.
Please return the baby Jesus and sheep to the quad
I'm to the point in my high that every song eventually turns into Lady Gaga
I think any school that has COCKS written on it's baseball hats has their priorities straight.
Who would win... a chainsaw pooping pterodactyl or a bear with machine guns for feet. big debate about this right now
I love you. I'm too high for this. Find a way. Make it happen. Live strong.
high as fuck. watching parent trap with my mom. keep missing my mouth.
Can we make a sex game out of monopoly somehow?
I woke up in my own bed clutching a key to a Ramada in another state.
You forgot the part where I played Slip and Slide with my own puke and fucked up my knee.
the fact that i came three times was completely negated by the fact that he high-fived himself after.
WHAT HAS MY LIFE COME TO I'M MAKING A SCARF FOR A PENIS
I have 2 phone numbers written on my vagina. I told you I shouldnt be left to my own devices after tequila shots.
I was trying to type "I just want you naked" and it put "I just want you baked"
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