the #6 from wendy's when stoned is definitely better than sex. i dont care what anyone says.
Come over! I've just turned Titanic into a drinking game. I drink every time I want to fuck Leonardo DiCaprio.
Exactly. All of us sinners go to hell and get nothing while all of the goody two shoes get to go to heaven where its all pink floyd, lasers, and pot.
so the time management class we had to take for work seems to be working. I just beat off instead of waiting for gf to get home bc it fit my schedule better.
yeah come on over we're just pre gaming for the grocery store
I'm using the size of your dick as a guage to see how big something is on Amazon. Any questions?
Bro, she used the potato bongs to make French fries after. She's deff a keeper.
Must say, as a couple, she and I are thrilled that our pretend lesbianism has paid off.
Dude. Stop sending me lines from Hungry Like the Wolf
Is it bad that I coached my cousins 6 year old boy to steal a 30 rack of keystone out of an unattended cooler at our family reunion, or was I just giving him a social head start in high school? I err on the side of awesome.
I was full on naked standing in his room and I just said "this isn't me" and left.
Ive decided to see your threat against my life as you flirting
God specifically crafted these hands to deal out orgasms.
My fuck buddy and I talked about Amelia Bedilia for ten minutes before having sex. I think I'm in love.
I'm like a great zombie Jesus.
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