I sk at the spereo and my dad gave me and all access pass
what???
AN ALL ACCESS PASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
you told everyone your name was brenda and you had the whole party chanting b-dawgg by the end of the night. successful.
thanks for not screaming that I'm pregnant when that guy was giving me his number.
Clearly, I'm already going to hell, so there's no point in trying anymore.
Your never gonna wash that desperation outta that sweatshirt you know.
If you feel like laying around and watching a movie, that's where I'll be for the next several hours not moving, blaming others, and generally feeling sorry for myself.
I have discovered that there is nothing that a giant penis attached to a southern accent can't talk me into. yee-haw!
I don't know what to tell you, usually I would just ask if they'd like to meet the captain. If you can't get laid it's your problem.
He broke up with his gf yesterday so he could give me our annual Christmas sex at midnight.
Marry him. Now.
Thats not how it works. You get the Rachel, and then Rachel kicks you out. Don't linger or try to cuddle, its just pathetic and makes me look down on you and your penis
When have we listened to the rational side of either of us?!
I really want some funfetti cake but I feel like its more socially acceptable to go out and drink
These last 48 hours have just been about deleting my most recent snap story
the moment when you open a dick pic with your mom in the car... On your moms phone... Of your dad... Scarred for life
help. there is a guy in a bunny costume.
Randomize
