were with a gay guy with a minnesota accent. think about how funny that sounds.
the fucking easter bunny is here. he just made 3 cups in a row. no one knows who he is..
because you can't take the autistic girl you're babysitting on a blunt ride.
He sent me a pic and IT CURVED OUT OF THE PICTURE! Curved. Out. Of. The. Picture.
Dave a horae rider a coqw boy
We got a 5L jug of wine for 3 Euro. Italy was a good choice.
For the first time in my life, I paid for my own alcoholic beverage last night. Am I getting ugly?
To be honest, kinda.
What did he say? I couldn't hear him over the sound of how awesome his beard is.
As a matter of fact, I am on the treadmill with the Bottle of UV Blue as we speak.....
he cock-blocks himself, don't try to make excuses for him!
Remember that time I hopped home naked from the bar, then tried to convince you I was ok to drive you home? Good call on the taxi.
One more sleep until playoffs, Canucks are back this year, you bet your ass I'm going to uphold the tradition of being the 90 lb girl that fights every hairy ass Bruins fan at BWW.
"Nobody needs to know that I have a vibrating butt plug and nobody needs to know that I'm probably gonna start wearing it at work"
I'd date him. I'd date the fucking shit out of him.
Just set the kids up with doughnuts downstairs so I could go up and masturbate uninterrupted. I am such a good mom.
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