Heybabeimwearingurpanties
Yeah i mean there's 3 guys fighting over me. It would just be bitchy of me not to get with at least 1.
so he must've not known that your lastname is Came because everytime someone would say your name he would scream "NO SHE DIDNT" to the whole party. He must've not been too good then either.
yeah, and then after the convo was clearly over, my dad decides to scream "SIZE MATTERS" just to make things even more uncomfortable.
I just can't bring boyfriends home.
Still can't decide which I'm more disappointed about: the blow job I gave him or the donuts I ate after.
the creek. my friends left me at a party next thing i know im in a breaststroke relay race with a bunch of randos in the dark
Got robbed by knifepoint. Then got sympathy Bj. I might have to walk down Austin ave drunk every weekend
I baptized my dog in my pool last night because he snapped at my party guests, how was your night?
You were naked too, so it cancels out. We're straight.
We're both clumsy. What does this imply for our kids?
Helmets.
I'm bored enough im considering taking up his offer to turn me straight just to kill time until the lasagna is out of the oven
.It's like gods test of willpower against vaginal comfort
My penis is saying yes, several less important organs are saying noo...
I wasn't going to just ask my parents for a damn vibrator for christmas
Was just at a stoplight and some kid was smoking a blunt and we smiled at him and he offered to pass it between cars... Only in Rockford
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