If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
I sharted in my sleep... I didnt even think that was possible.
Just found puke on my backpack while sitting in class. It's like this weekend won't leave me alone.
I'll be honest with you, my dick was out at that point in time.
he locked me out then poked me with a fork when i tried to get in through the window
Woaahhhh there! We are JUST drunk fucking. Don't call me "baby".
Apparently campus cops frown on lighting a joint off of the eternal flame on Jerry Falwell's grave...
WHY DO I WANT TO FUCK EVERY GUY THAT BREATHES
I'm the only one who goes to a bar and leaves with an extra twenty bucks and a pumpkin.
Besides the kids on acid... I was the highest kid there
no he just sat there holding the hammer and grinning insanely
i just had diarrhea that people from the 1930's would have died from
They pay me enough to pretend to be either helpful, or heterosexual. If they want both I need one hell of a raise.
I’m pregaming Christmas shopping with grandma. What’s up?
I discovered moonshine and fell in love.
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