i'm three days dirty after drinking 14 hours last night and some other questionable behavior (hula hooping at a large concert, for example) i will just always bring the class. and the sluttiness.
It's like she bought one bad life decision and got one free
my dad is going to jail this weekend
where are we going to get our weed from?
Im sending over a girl who thinks youre in the next twilight movie
your the best winggirl ever
I am standing at the lion i publicly humped last night. i am mortified.
Yeah, I just met her and we got arrested together. I think it was a good bonding experience.
you should be back in the room by now but just so you know. you passed out at the black jack table and they wheel chaired you out. strip club in about 45 minutes. game face bro.
How do we turn this unicorn pinata into a bong?
By the way seagulls wings are very soft. And the lesbian and or by sexual twins say hello. Be home in the little bit time frame.
I felt guilty, it was so good!
Guilty? Oh great, I give the Jewish mother-in-law of blowjobs.
I mean like if I stood up my head might pull me down like an anchor
i think the sex is so good because i get a contact high just from fucking him
Peeing out the car window on the way home was a nice touch. In December, in Michigan, at 3am. Never seen a girl do that before. Neither had the guy in the minivan next to us.
He started to lick a stick of butter and was calling it Jennifer.
Okay but look at his jawline. I NEED TO RIDE IT.
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