Sam Adams makes it so easy to keep track of the seasons.
There is a woman in the bar breastfeeding a baby. Doing shots. Gotta love maryland Applebees.
Haha o man how much you've grown. From beer bonging wine and wearing cargo shorts to well, beer bonging beer and wearing cargo shorts
These headphones make me feel like I'm sitting on John Mayers lap and he's singing just to me. I picture like a pitch black room with a single spotlight on us. Also, convinced Kyle to give me percocet soo.
was this before of after we tobbganned into that tree?
I just tripped out to the Angel of Music from Phantom of the Opera in my car. Wayyyy to high for shuffle right now.
Note to self: the judgement that occurs when unrolling your last 5 which was used to snort drugs the night before, to pay for alcohol before noon on a Monday is worth just sucking it up and taking an overdraft fee.
Wait a min, you had drugs last night?!
You came over, called every girl Comrade Heather, and then declared that you were an Eagle, and we were your young.
So all in all, a good night.
Topless dodge ball cldnt top that
The airport has the best people watching and munches... It should be a destination drinking location
I need to reevaluate my stance on weekday hangovers...
Bootycalls can't go limp that's like against the law
I guess I was telling girls last night that I was a virgin with terminal cancer again
she has no right to get mad at us for drinking during the wedding. she's the one that chose the bridesmaid dresses with pockets.
You wouldnt listen to us when we told you there was no place that was selling girlscout cookies at 4:30am...
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