where am i from again
dude, i think we just came across a situation where tits weren't worth it.
I'm about to enter vancouver's biggest liquor store. I feel like I should sent you a "wish you were here" postcard.
i have wind burn on my face from my head hanging out the window of the cab vomitting
well considering we left the bathroom with the mirror off the wall, a bloody nose, and clothes all messed up they assume im just a coke whore now..
just peed on the 7/11 floor and casually left. Omg so drunk
the last thing i remember is yelling at the cab driver that i'm really good at drive by vomitting.
it's gotten to the point where there are no existing good choices. even our good choices are bad choice by anyone's standards but ours.
Apparently he took me home and I pulled up my senior pictures on fbook and made him guess what I was thinking during each different pose.
You then showed up downstairs in only a robe, telling everyone how you were "the most chivalristic fratstar ever."
Found your counterpart from cali. Walked into the bar we were in with milk and a donut, ordered a beer and said anything his group wanted was on his tab....dangerous
Oh! You were the one walking around cradling the bottle of Fireball all night!
I wound up gambling on giant connect four with the bartender. I think he saw my boobs.
I need a "no soliciting" sign for your dick
Why the fuck is there a goat in the kitchen
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