quick I need to know all the foods that the very hungry caterpillar ate
i hope push ups and a ton of orange juice gets rid of chlamydia
Just registered some guy for opium withdrawals. WTF opium withdrawals, who does opium anymore.
You get to witness red pubes. I'm almost jealous. That's like my dream.
I walked in and she was kneeling on the ground with no pants on, throwing up, and holding the puppy. It was one of those moments, where i was like damn i wish i had my camera.
want to meet me after class and possibly get arrested for indecent exposure?
Nuts. Absolutely nuts. she just screamed in my face something about not knowing whats happening and then got tackled by a dude
Although I would ideally cut back on smoking weed, imagine what getting high and looking for our spirit animals would be like
Do you ever actually plan things? Or is it always drugs then whatever happens? I'm considering being worried about you
Hey do you have any hot friends that would settle for less?
Apparently I missed the "You may have to jack off a horse" part of the application.
I haven't included my nuts in a shave since the Shaq/kobe Lakers era. I gave my self the ol full court press in order to change the tempo.
It's 4/20 and I spent the morning in the gym and am working later tonight. I don't even have any weed. Why am I adult-ing again?
the fact that you trapped hornets in a mailing tube to put in his mailbox does not surprise me sadly.
I'm shrooming way too hard to deal with your bullshit at this particular point in time
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