I thought she had more class and brains than to date a complete numb-nut, drug addict, fuck up like him. People never cease to amaze me
just checked my call log and realized that we talked for 3 mns. what did i say for that long?
pretty standard. you have fun last night?
apparently....what exactly does 'pretty standard' mean?
typical hot then cold, followed by a death threat.
well as my mentor always said, "Don't antagonize the man whose penis gives you multiple orgasms."
I think he may have overheard our "how much coke would you fuck me for" conversation last night...
I had fun. Till he melissa etheridged my ass and came to my window.
Fyi: beer caps are stronger then bathroom counters
and it seems i've caught your masturbating bug. thanks.
That was like a fiery explosion of flailing arms and wonderful passion
There is a glee sing along. It's on random and they know them all. Like, the specific glee timings and pauses. I need to leave. I need to escape
I feel like I should have backed off when "I love you" came out on the third date. Now I'm in her bed wondering which door my shrine is behind. Fuck.
You asked me what the point was. Told me your were dying alone and then had me take you and Wendy's where you bought 3 meals and ate them in about 10 minutes saying you didn't care if you got fat...
I unknowingly motorboated my boyfriend's ex-gf last night. Yay me!
idk i just feel really unsatisfied. like something's missing from my life... maybe it's chicken nuggets...
It's not a walk of shame if you run
day drinking didnt prepare me for this..
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