Contrary to popular belief, while 19 is an attractive age, it does not equate to sexual prowess.
I just woke up and i'm wearing a cape and it says sup slut on my ass
got in a fight at the bar because some dude thought i was being sarcastic when i told him "sweet mustache". it really was a sweet mustache
I just ate a cashew that looked EXACTLY like your dick.
2 classes, 3 finals, and $30 worth of adderall until this semester is over.
He said he forgot to take his shoes off, and that he was a bad boy because he was walking on the carpet. Then he sang. Then he shouted "I'M STILL FORGETTING."
Just got back from fathers day breakfast. So hungover i couldn't eat so i just slipped my food in my pockets and threw it out while i puked in the bathroom.
He smells so good today
Seriously, back away from the sexual harrasment suit.
I was going to make out with him...then he licked syrup off the kitchen floor.
I always ask when they're due. It's the nicest way for me to let her know the rest of the world can tell she's putting on weight too
He stopped responding after the animal pictures... I do this EVERY TIME.
I saw pigeons eating ur dried up puke today. Last night was fucking great
All the movies on cable here are either porn or Bollywood. I am never leaving this hotel.
he called me his ex's name during sex then proceeded to cry while still in me
Periods are much less exciting when you're not sexually active.
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