I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
Just did a line with a monopoly bill. Tell me I'm not fancy.
He's been grabbing my ass as a greeting since 2004, sex was overdue
Birthday Treasure Hunt was to follow the clues. At each spot there was a stick on tattoo and a shot and at the end there was 2 cases of beer. I have 13 tattoos and don't remember turning 18.
Kegstand on crutches, you need to get on my level.
He has pizza coupons and a hammer next to his toilet.
I like to take my ritalin one pill at a time with each pill spaced out a couple minutes so I feel like I'm going super saiyan when they kick in.
Downside to Halloween: you can't tell if the guy dressed as Gene Simmons from KISS that keeps flirting with you is hot or not...I decided to err on the side of caution and assume not...
Champagne pong turned into an expensive and painful experience.
I have a strong contender for the new number 1 position for fwb. He met me at the door with pizza and a shot of patron
Also this just in, I think you could see my sequins underwear that say unwrap me through my leggings all day while I hung out with his family
We are bad people. This is why we are friends. <3
I thought this boy told me to choke him, so I went all in. Turns out he really said “stroke.”
I was a psycho gf all the time...I'm sorry
I was drunk 90% of the time...tit for tat
OH DEAR GOD IT GOT IN MY MOUTH AGAIN HELP
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