using no condom is gross. my vagina has a dress code.
well,he told me "i bet you five bucks that i can right cum on the mirror with my cum" i said alright do it, lets just say he's five bucks richer...
Let's roleplay tonight. I'll be drunken diva and you be sexy sober.
IF that's your way of making me dd then count me out.
I just saw the list where the U.S. doesn't even rank in the top 10 in drinking countries. I know its Tuesday but....its for America
is it sad that I can recall my outfits by who took them off?
Just saying goodbye until I figure this whole "warrant out for my arrest" thing
happy find a boyfriend by next Valentines Day. Its like a new years resolution but depressing
hotdog in my bra and i still managed to score. Got a bit freaked when he tried to eat it though. I paid 3 bucks for that fucking hotdog.
Would you even take no as an answer? I have a feeling you see it more as a challenge.
I bet it kind of sucks while you do community service I'm getting blown in the shower. haha
What drugs are we doing when you visit?
The correct answer is all the drugs because I just found out they have glow in the dark bubbles.
I just need to stick to one night stands and delete social media
I just remember yelling "BODY SHOTS BODY SHOTS BODY SHOTS" while I was streaking
You know i love you, but i just cannot fuck you until your eyebrow grows back. It's too hard not to laugh.
Dude. Craziest ride ever. I was convinced that the bus was an airplane. There were clouds when I looked out the window. I got really upset every time the bus turned because airplanes shouldn't turn.
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