Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
Sometimes I find that I've been touching my boob(s) without even realizing it.
well apparently i yelled MY VAGINA WAS ANNIHILATED and his whole family heard
the non-midget kid sent 8,000 texts in a month. the midget parents are pissed. THIS IS EPIC WHEN YOUR HIGH.
it was my 21st birthday. took an old mans walker so i could stay till last call. reasonable right?
We were showing our tits to everyone because it's breast cancer awareness month and we care deeply
I thought we were doing it cause it's Tuesday
Just cleaned someone else's sperm off of my bedroom wall. Never throwing a house party again.
I text him "Dude. Tryna get fucked here. I only have half the parts. I need your help" I'm sure my mom would be super proud of the woman I have become.
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
He was wearing an Affliction shirt, a Monster hat, and he asked me for anal within 5 minutes of meeting me. Like 3 strikes and you're out, bro.
I'm like going proud parent over you doing drugs, this is so wrong.
Dude at one point I lost you only to find you sitting in the bushes eating pizza.
He said his fantasy involved both of us fucking while stuffed into the same overalls
So my POF profile is full of Archer references. Only guys who get them will be getting any response to their messages.
I'm trying to secure Christmas dick. Idgaf if he has strep or not.
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