Call it a failed empirical study as to whether drugs would make her more interesting. or at least better in bed.
I feel like I am becoming dumber sitting here in class than I would be sitting on the couch smoking weed.
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
Just had a handjob preempted by a huge bolt of static electricity leaping from her fingertip to my sack. I hate this time of year.
We glued Jenga blocks together, called it "magic blocks" and sold it to the stoners for $50 and a bottle of Henny
Apparently you can legally be topless in Boulder, CO. Get on it.
Let's paint friendship bongs
Please, take the 2 shots of vodka that I left as an apologie.
its weird that my cat bites every fat chick i bring home. i repeat every fat chick, qhT KINDA FRIEND ARE YOU
Wtf are freshmen gonna think when the first thing they see in a pale 6'4 white kid with a mustache yelling ya man and we be liming in a Trinidadian accent
I'm just gonna pretend you didn't ask me that. I'll sweep that shattered moment of our friendship under the shame rug.
Just stepped off the plane in St. Louis. I'm breaking out in hives, I'm allergic to Midwesterners. Can't WAIT to get the fuck out of here.
i’m just listening to christina aguilera’s “your body” on repeat and trying not to pass out at my desk.
I tried sex in a car once. It was like trying to do yoga in a drainage pipe with your arms and legs tied while using a typewriter with your penis.
I like to send nudes ok? If that's my biggest flaw I think I'm ok
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