So, it's like build-a-bear for your vag?
so hey instead of everyone buying me a birthday present can everyone just pitch in for my abortion?
went to library to start paper due tomorrow & took those orange addys u gave. now realizing they were ur xanax. completely fucked and going to fail, but calmly at peace with the situation.
I've blown him so many times I feel like I have a better relationship with his dick than I do with him.
then he asked me if i wanted to "handle his wingman"
We're attempting to get a tally of how may people puked last night...Please respond with your vomit status.
I have officially had sex in every room on my floor. Don't say I'm not an amazing RA.
Did you make me take pictures of your ass last night because you fucked on some wet paint or did i dream that?
A guy wearing a shirt that says "eat shit and die motherfucker" just held open a door for me. He's got manners.
Dude, those shrooms u gave me made me remember writing the bible. Fuckn awesome
As for the other mouse...I don't have any mouse traps so I put a Jell-O shot on the ground. Party hard little dude.
I haven't answered because I haven't figured out a polite way of saying fuck no
Chili is not acceptable fuck buddy food.
You walked right into the door. Even the door guy and security guys were laughing.
Note to self: NEVER have sex with anyone who is experiencing explosive diarrhea.
I've never been so happy to be celibate.
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