I guess so. I don't really give a fuck. I think I'm going to jerk off really loudly tonight just to keep them on their toes
she is like cheap alcohol. you can only get so buzzed before you get sick.
I just need to repress my desire to share my impressive chugging abilities with the world and I won't black out so much
I put you to bed and you would not go unless I let you sleep with the vodka
I'm gonna keep a minimum of five drink promise to myself
You mean maximum 5?
Someone sharpied "COCK HUNGRY" on my butt cheeks last night. When the fuck did I have my ass out?
I'm starting to question if I'm gonna need to bring a raincoat just to drink around u
U act like I can cum on command
You don't understand!!! BACON ROSES!!! Why are you not more excited?!
It'd probably just be a lot of profanity and hyperventilation and deteriorating into tears anyways
so just a regular conversation then
I don't need no damn man when I have the cock-a-nator 2000.
He's got a beautiful penis, I can't lie
Drank vodka clubs for 6 hours last night. Holy shit just realized that.
Did you really think putting a napkin over your head would make you giving him a bj less obvious?
Im going for myspace 2006 goth bitch. Your worst nightmare
The whole country is going to hell in a handbasket but I got a grade A fucking and don't particularly care.
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