your thong is hanging out like whoa
what are you wearing?
Just my guilt
Last night was so much fun. i kept trying to lick everyone
we just did breakfast shots, I have a black eye and savage garden is on . Best weekend ever
So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
The kid taped his penis down so that he wouldn't get a boner while dancing with girls. Oh these middle school man whores never cease to amaze me.
3 things. 1. is this real life 2. my liver hates me 3. keg race tonight
You lured him into the bathroom with a trail of jello shots, then proceeded to barricade the door with duct tape. You really should have thought that one through..
This isn't a because its valentines day booty call, it's a because your cock is phenomenal booty call that happens to be on valentines day..
You drunkenly promised dick pics on your way out the door and then never delivered. I don't know how I'll ever be able to trust you again.
who has a one night stand on Christmas ? But he's pretty attractive so thumbs up
Idk woke up on the suite in someone else's clothing and actually broke my ankle
I'm like, not good at living.
twas supposed to be night one of rebound break but it was night one of get sloppy drunk and dance half naked in an ice shack
I just sharted for the first time in my life. Age 33. Lying in bed. Sober. 2021 is off to a great start!
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