Contrary to popular belief, while 19 is an attractive age, it does not equate to sexual prowess.
I cant believe you went over there and fucked her last night after everything you said
she invited me over to play the wii, it's not like i intended to
You KNEW her power was out...
I tried watching the view, i got through 8 minutes. That is probably a world record.
They always sound like a bunch of chickens.
well it doesn't count as a walk of shame if he drops you off at your class in his golf cart
Now that the olympics are over we have no excuse for getting belligerently drunk for nationalism every night.
2 am we went back to his house. his mom handed us beers and cooked us pancakes. the next morning his dad had washed my car. i lied. living at home after college definitely does not suck.
Alright, so what's my next move? I already posted a Milli Vanilli video on her wall
considering I showed up there after a xanax, 2 bottles of champagne and some coke, no shirt and someone else s husband... I'm sure you can figure that one out.
she said she was living bicuriously through me.
How do you think the people in my class would react if I ripped all my clothes off and jumped on him right now?
By the way if you come home and I'm not wearing pants, just go with it. I didn't have the energy to go searching for some.
But in the grand scheme of things, "should i bang a hot roommate or a sexy giant" is really not a bad lot in life
I think we need to have a day of drinking in classes. I know we don't share any, but sacrifices need to be made.
So from zero to dumpster fire, how shitty do you feel this morning? I'm hovering somewhere around trainwreck.
He's gonna fuck me, then his girlfriend is going to come over and fuck me in front of him. And they're smoking me out. Happy birthday to ME
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