Paul doesn't remember going to the bar and slept on someone's porch...doesn't know whose porch...maybe near Howard U.
There is a reason Crest White Strips don't list masturbation as one of the myriad of activities to do while whitening your teeth. A very good reason.
this kid at 40 friday greeted another kid by saying "heeey farmville neighbor"
dude.
yep. needless to say i didn't meet anyone and spent yet another friday night masturbating.
Did we have sex last night or did we just wake up naked covered in oil?
I'll tell you what, we couldn't have asked for better binge-drinking weather.
yea i really dont care about the sex, i just want him to eat my vag. He has to be good at because of his tremors.
Gosh I haven't been pantsless in front of anyone for a while. It's time for me to pick up my game. We need a party. I need some rum.
she comes in perfect pitch. hook up with more singers.
I grinded with the guy who brought the scooter, I'm leaving with success
The problem with drugs is that there's none in this hotel
The problem with drugs is that showing my boobs only gets so much of them
Apparently I called him, said "vodka" and then hung up on him.
The cat ate a weed mint. This is not a drill
I'm eating go-gurt and drinking beer alone in the dark. This is why you shouldn't marry young.
I can't talk, I can't walk, I think I'm twitching and I'm not even sure if I'm typing this. Help
Came up to an intersection and someone was blasting My Chemical Romance at like 9 AM. They're DEFINITELY having a good day
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