we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
Just watched the couple I sit for and 4 of their friends shotgun beers like college kids. Please let this be us when we get older.
I just discovered cum stains from two different guys on my wall. I don't know whether to be proud or horrified.
I started drinking at around 8.. Started heavily drinking around 815.
Good morning! Spongebob is on channel 257 when you wake up. Help yourself to breakfast. You were great last night. See you when i get back.
I've decided I want to blow you wearing a santa hat.
Aren't rabbit ears more seasonally appropriate?
I know how I'm going to make my fortune.. designing an icepack made specifically for the vagina.
if memory serves, the guy you were hooking up with said he was a slutty skittle.
i know you're upset so i should probs be supportive but i've got nothing in that department. your life suuuuucks
We could have had it all. And by all I mean sex in your Toyota Corolla.
So I just stirred my shower drink with my razor.
I'm not going to ask which end you used.
How does a face ride mean we're back together?
dude, I felt like being high in a Santa hat and eating five boxes of cookies was right for today.
I just noticed, at some point last night I got on iTunes and purchased over 100 classical piano songs.
drunkkkkk be here I heart you
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