yo I sort of want to fuck rachel maddow. but I'm not a lesbian. actually I reaally want to so maybe I am a lesbian. at least on weekdays at 9.
you need to know that there is a kid here wearing an i mosh for Jesus shirt
New handbag passed the ultimate test. The walk of shame. I had a bra, tights, skirt, shirt & sweater in it and you couldn't tell. yessss.
I think off duty cops drove me home. I may have been hitchhiking
I should probably just look up vagina pictures in the anatomy textbook. That always cheers me up.
well, the drug dealer I've been fucking the past 5 months gave me a chilis gift card for Christmas, so things are looking up.
Im about to smoke a huge bowl. My penis is so happy. Who needs girls.
Can I come over? I respect you, but I want disrespectful things to happen
I can't wait to get home and drunk cuddle your dog
According to timehop today marks the 3rd anniversary of my 1st blackout
Don't forget to make sex 3rd on your calander
Sorry I blacked out in bed
it was real late and you were brushing your teeth with miller light. it was bound to happen.
at least he now gets to tell people how he once threw a party so epic that the next day they had to clean some girl's body paint off the ceiling
Lol it's kinda hilarious. I left missing one glass... guage. I feel like Cinderella... but less classy.
I think my life is a one-way ticket to blackout city.
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