is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
I don't remember. Are we still dating?
Bring mistletoe to the strip club, and they feel obligated. they dont even charge you
I told myself this year would be different, I wouldn't get "pee in a fish tank drunk".. Got to the girls house... Fish tank in her room.. 2 years in a row.. had to keep the tradition going
Ugh. my cast still smells like fermenting hot tub water and bad decisions.
You don't understand. He was so ginger that he could make red hair a dominant gene. And I refuse to torture my future spawn like that.
And I think short bridesmaids dresses are the best idea especially for bathroom sex
You better wipe the dick of your lips before you come smoke this blunt.
So is there some kind of punch card you and I get to use every time we fuck a chick with a cast?
And after we were done he said "Let's play a game! Who can find their clothes first"
Spent fifteen minutes in the car thinking i was psychic before i realized the cd was not on shuffle
I woke up in a lawn chair by the lake to some man revving his boat motor at me.
He went to 7/11 first and came back with condoms and a banana "in case we get hungry"
Would it be rude to use my vibrator? like he forfeited his right to be mad when he left me orgasmless...right?
Greattt I just sexted my dad trying to write u back
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