am i the only one who has tried sucking their own cock????
just paid a stripper to have a minute conversation about the arizona game WTF
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
Dude apparently i ran into the middle of a half marathon last night and some how won
Just mixed vicodin and mucinex. This cold just got fun.
found used condoms and an omlet in my uggs. I'm disgusted but not surprised.
Only I can have a panic attack in the back seat of a cop car and have them move me to the front seat.
I mean turning down birthday sex is never the answer
He just got dropped off drinking a flask, sitting on the handlebars of a chinese delivery man's bike
Tonight's gonna be epic. Did he bring my noodles?
its ok, the prom king gave me his crown to puke in
I bet he'd be real motivational during sex. And he'd probably make you call him superman.
Things are coming back to me in chunks. I vaguely remember signing a shirt that said 'I enjoy vagina'
I AM SO PROUD OF YOU
LOOK AT MY ASS AND LEGS IN THIS SKIRT. I KNOW ALL THE BEST HIDING SPOTS IN THIS BUILDING. AND I OFFER TEQUILA.
WHO TURNS DOWNA FRESHLY WAXED VAGINA IN A MAIDS COSTUME LITERALLY LAYING IN YOUR BED
she keeps trying to brush her hair with leaves and insisting she's not high
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