oh god the rape fog is back!
rough night. sneezed a watermelon seed this morning and apparently I drunk dialed my boss for a ride home. twice.
I swear if she hugs me I'm going to bleach my body
Holy jesus god. My teeth taste like street.
she just took adderol and chased it w dog water
How many folks do you know who bring coke to a dinner party. Seriously.
Swallowing. Like you said. Lions. Always.
I just farted in the bathroom and the guy in the stall next to me started gagging. Its a beauitful day
I told him I was very thankful for what his country has done to my vagina and walked away.
not a day goes by that I don't wish you were here or I there. Today it was because I had the desire to get high and go look at the jellyfish at the aquarium and you're the perfect buddy for that.
I just got stoned alone and repierced my nose. don't ever tell me I'm unaccomplished
I just got stoned by myself and am eating cookies so I'm right there with you
Dude my pants were only on for 20 minutes after she got there.
That's 30 minutes too many.
The bottle brush for the bong worked really well to clean the brownies out of the waffle maker.
Just so you know. And I'm telling you this because I care deeply for you. Blue raspberry poptarts taste exactly the same as the regular raspberry ones.
I have 35 pounds of pennies. Need any?
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