9 beers later and she still looks like Gary Busey.
A guy wearing a hard hat while floating the river. It's the most responsible drinking we saw all day.
Last thing I remember is Dusty riding the bikes we "borrowed" from the hotel through the CVS while the rest of us picked up the girls who were laughing at him
put me on a leash or i'm going to fuck someone
He also informed us that it's rude to shove your tit in someone's mouth. Happy Monday.
He ate me out while I was wearing a tiara.... I think I could get used to this
I didn't know whether to laugh at the fact that a dog bit his balls or throw up cause my dad was telling me a story involving his balls.
It was rough. I have dried puke in my hair and I don't know if it's mine or from the girl I met on the ground waiting for a cab.
Itd be nice if there was a level of interest in me somewhere in between the indifference and obsession that I've only been attracting
I need an IV, a new head, and stronger morals.
It's time to run my sex life like a basketball team. Got the lesson Clint!
I kept on yelling at him to get his shit together as he was puking
like, by the end of my shift people were asking if I'd sobered up enough to take a drink order yet. that bad.
My roommate randomally bought me two bags of pretzels. Worst "Sorry you can hear me fucking my boyfriend everynight" gift ever.
So, I just ordered a breathalyzer for this weekend. I figured if I'm getting shitfaced, I should at least be scientific about it.
Randomize