If it were my dying wish, would you come over 2nite 2 save me?:):):) wana come anyways?
hitting rock bottom=girl fakes converting to christianity in order to get out of having sex with you.
He was actually able to throw up in the bucket from the top bunk. im impressed.
Ive given up on my natural charms. Im trying different accents till some girl wants to hook up with me.
I just heard someone say "gosh-darnit" and they didn't have a southern twang. I worry for New York.
just heard this guy tell a story about how he got boat head. i want his life
did the fire alarm go off at the party last night I kind of remember a fire alarm noise
omg omg i ripped it out of the ceiling omg
The only times girls talk to me at clubs is when they're asking if I'm okay when I'm puking outside. Or if it's a tranny
Should I get the rainbow boxer breifs???
As your boyfriend, this is a level of gay that even I can't handle.
Just paid for my STD meds using a giftcard I got for Christmas. Thanks mom.
You tried to pick a fight with a polka band saying that you'd wrap the accordion around their throats
Why are we so out going and care free I can't wait for maturity to kick in so we stop having 700 dollar bar tabs
They call you PBJ boy because you were trying to seduce me with pieces of a peanut butter and jelly sandwich. Successfully might I add.
he went down on me and a few minutes later he asked to show me a magic trick. then he pulled a quarter out of my vagina
Either my boss has an enormous dick or he’s hiding a can of tennis balls in his bike shorts
Maybe I will go to the company picnic
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