am i morally bankrupt?
no. its just the recession
shes got a really nice body. but her face is eh.
you dont need a face to have sex
do you remember putting condoms over both your hands and asking me if your fists would be too big.
He poured the shots. We did them together. I cheersd him out of the shower
It's so hard to find a shirt to wear out that is easily taken off, cut off my paramedics, but says "I'm a grown, respected woman"
My life now consists of 2 time frames. BV before vibrator and AD after death of my sex life.
I wonder if they have a "21st birthday" section in the hospital..
Just induced vomiting to put out a carpet fire.
Everyone is cheering
It's been a year of occasional hook ups....this was bound to happen sometime even with your jank ovary schedule.
I took shrooms last night.. For a good half hour I genuinely believed I was black and being held captive by a leaf. Never again.
Like her Facebook page isn't even hers. It belongs to her tits. It's Titsbook
Like I'm not tryna become president or marry a doctor or some shit here, like one level above garbage is all I'm asking for
Oh god it's open bar.
my night went from a boring school play to hotboxing a car with 3 criminals
If you have been drunk at one point during the day and are going to bed sober that same day, something is very wrong.
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