is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
she was pretty much dry humping my leg when her boyfriend walked in. he says "you should probably leave." all i could come up with was "YEAH, I KNOW!"
Please don't use social media to get back at me.
We should steal a little kid and go to Chucke Cheese
I'm such a slut...i kept having sex with him after he called me his ex gf's name. I just felt like i deserved something out of it too.
Never let Scott cook bacon and eggs at 2am while drunk. You should have seen the flames.
he kept his composure pretty well until he puked on the cop car
we have to top last new years. except im not ready for jail. that can wait a couple years
We won 11 games of beer pong, and then I spent a half hour trying to get into the top bunk. Then i realized it was a cabinet in the bathroom
There's a bus with a band full of dancing women in bras. I think I like it here.
You also hate cartoons and musicals, so I will take that to mean the movie was as awesome as I thought it was..smoke weed
Pro tip: if you can avoid puking on your carpet, do so. Cleaning it up is absolutely no fun at all.
With great boredom comes great irresponsibility.
Please tell me you're not on their roof again..
Just for future reference. Do not do zumba while stoned out of your mind.
he sent a dick pic to my best friends phone for me cause mine died lol pretty sure he was regretting that night outta town.
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